i will punch your enemy in the neck
i will make a flow chart of how to solve your problems
i'm real good at flow charts
i will give you my opinion of the 1989 movie "batman"
comparing and contrasting it against the dark knight is extra
i will rap one hamilton song for you
you choose the song
i will do a dance for you
your choice of the following:
-the cabbage patch
-the roger rabbit
-the running man
-MEDLEY OF ALL OF THE ABOVE (you will have to shout them out at me, because i can't remember all of these)
i will make you a cup of tea
you bring the scones
i will do a funny dance impression of any animal
you pick the animal. cannot be a made-up animal. mermaids count as animals.
i will do an impression of christopher walken as a cat for you
come up to me in real life, and i'll do it. also available over skype calls. don't get too excited...
i will replace your name in a song that i will sing
Either "Daniel" by Elton John or "Darling Nikki" by Prince. If your name is daniel OR nikki, i will also use your last name
i will meow your name real loud
to the heavens!